23 People Who Tried to Sound Smart and Failed Miserably

Having to Explain Why You’re a Genius: Sign #1 You’re a Real Butthole

Uh… What?

Behold: The Worst Pick-Up Line of All Time

… And the “Dude Most Likely to Get Blocked” Award Goes to…

Never Ask a Question You Don’t Want the Answer to

Let’s Hold Off on Solving Population Control til We Can Drive Unsupervised, Sport

Can’t Imagine How He Keeps Dodging that Bullet

That Didn’t Take Long…

So Many Layers to this Gem

Look Before You Leap

Sure It Has, Sweetheart. Sure It Has.


Yep. In “How Not to be a Douche” Manuals

Adjusting to Fit Individual Needs: Nailing It

Well Played, China. Well Played.

Really Nailed It

It’s a Race to See Who Can Alert the Papers the Quickest!

…That Escalated Quickly


To All Others Included on This List: Bow Before Your Not-So-Humble Leader

Someone’s Found His Tribe…

Because I Said So!