24 Photos of Machines Being Total Dicks

Humans are basically abusive spouses to machines. We expect them to be perfect and the minute they’re not we verbally and physically abuse them. All machines do is continue to make over lives easier while we act ungrateful and rarely thank them for their service. With so many rapid advances in modern technology these days, it was only a matter of time before machines got tired of our crap and became sarcastic monsters like the rest of us. Hopefully these 24 funny machine photos will get you to start treating machinery with a little more respect because once they finally become self-aware, this collection of funny photos might save your life.
The Pen is Truly Mightier Than the Sword

Bro, Do You Even Swipe?

Dude, Siri-ously?

Meanwhile at Denny’s

You Have Got to Be Kitten Me!

Who’s My Daddy?

Typical Midwest Printer

Go F Yourself, Checkout

Clever Girl

Damn, Printer. You Nasty!

When You Listen to Radiohead

How to Experience Money Withdrawls

Shot Through the Heart

What a Dick Move

Don’t Make Me Switch Back to Netflix!

Customer Serviced

First World Microwave Problems

Dude, Chill Out!

Chill, Netflix

Who You Calling Fat?

Udder Chaos

Dirty Windows

Call of Sadness

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