28 Hilarious Signs Propped Up Outside Of Bars

Who doesn’t love funny bar a-signs? Though they may not seem like much, pretty much anyone who has ever been out drinking in a pub crawl type setting knows that no one is more easily amused than a guy who’s already had four to twenty beers so why not cash in on a little free advertising, right? The folks behind these funny a-signs outside bars understand the value of a good laugh. Here you’ll find funny things written on bar signs that range from hysterical false promises that totally own up to their own false advertising, to wise words of wisdom that invite you to take a good hard look at the impact that perpetual sobriety has had on your life as of late.
So whether you’re looking for a few great ideas for your own funny bar signs, or are just out for a laugh, you’ve come to the right place!

Truth Never (Initially) Looked So Good

Restoring Faith in Humanity, One Sidewalk at a Time



Soup of the All Day, Every Day



Taking Stealth to a Whole New Level



Honesty Is the Best Policy



Why Risk It?



Bars: Making Sure Wives Get a Break Since… Forever



Sometimes the Best Nights are the Ones You Can’t Remember



If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It



Priorities: Nailing It



Science Reveals Exciting New Health Benefits of Wine



Sometimes You Gotta Work With What You’ve Got



A Novel Thought Indeed…



Smartest Bartender Ever



Sometimes You’ve Gotta Stop and Take a Good Hard Look at Yourself Over a Beer



Welcome to the Club, Cupcake



Nothing like a Win-Win!



Sold



… Like Sexy Coffee?



Sometimes it’s Nice to Kick It Old School



It’s Nice to See Some Places Still Have Standards



Alcohol Is No Excuse for a Lack of Initiative



Karma Thy Name Is Fine Print



Check That Fine Print, Dog



Sometimes It’s the Little Things



The Best of Both Worlds



Meh, Close Enough



Best. Vicious Cycle. Ever.

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