If you’re familiar with Reddit.com, you may know about a subreddit called “Roast Me.” The idea is this: People post a picture of themselves and then get “roasted,” or ruthlessly made fun of. Roast Me is fun for people of all ages, sexes, race, and religion, because everybody deserves to be taken down a few pegs every now and then.
People especially love to spend their time insulting girls (thanks, Internet), and this list of attractive women who were down to be roasted proves hot chicks can still take a joke. Even really, really, really harsh ones. These beautiful women got burned so bad, they probably needed to be directed to a burn unit.
And the Reddit roasters don’t just call these ladies dumb or slutty. This list confirms that you can roast even the prettiest babe in a creative way if you’re clever enough. All it take is a little effort and some major malice. Vote up your favorite sick burn for the girls on /r/roastme!
I Can Just Sense the Thinly-Veiled Disdain
Almost Every Comment Was About Her Forehead, But This One’s the Best
Perspective Has Not Been Kind to Her
I’m Sure That Works Some of the Time
This Is Savage. Accurate, But Oh So Savage.
Ah, Flat Chested Jokes Will Never Get Old…
Hopefully Discount Uma Thurman Can Take a Joke
For Once, Someone Made a Joke That’s Not About Her Looks
This One Is Actually Sort of Sweet. He Believes in Her!
He Saw Right Through Her Disguise
We Know She Didn’t Cry After Reading This Because Mascara Is Too Expensive
They’re Trying Pretty Hard to Be Edgy
Black Mamba Sounds Like a Name of Her Would-Be Co-Star
At Least She Has Good Taste in Cartoons
Well… Did She?
Self-Esteem Can’t Melt Steel Beams
She Claimed She Was an Irish Sex Worker and Got This Perfect Roast
Pushup Bras Don’t Distract from Lazy Eyes
“Hello, 911? I Just Witnessed a F***ING MURDER.”
She’s Even Wearing Starfish Earrings
I Think the Glasses Are Giving Off That Vibe
A Burn That Transcends Generations
via u/ ThatGuySage
This Could Also Be an Attack on Her Ego
She Needs Some Aloe for That Burn
For real though, get that melanoma checked.”
If You Really Want to Roast a Girl… Go for the Makeup
Gotta Love the Roasters Who Assume a Pretty Girl Is a Mean Girl
And Now I Can’t Get That Sound Out of My Head
Mentioning Cancer Escalates a Roast Very Quickly
Coincidentally, it would also be a better hairstyle.”