After a long day of caring about your hygiene, job, and social media presence, you may find yourself identifying with other people who just don’t care. By no means should anyone ever begrudge you for not giving a f*ck about how you present yourself in public. Just because you’re at a work doesn’t mean you need to interrupt your online gambling streak. If other travelers in the airport complain about your pace on the moving walkway, remind them your pace is the only one that matters.
Never Slow Your Roll Over A F*ck
You. Shall Not. Pass!
No F*cks When There’s Free Wi-Fi
Spiderman Has Many Responsibilities
Being A Dick About It
Free Room Is Much Needed
Well, No One Would Steal It Now…
Taking A Stand Against Public Censorship
Gotta Give It A Test Ride Before Taking It Home
Pooh Discovers Something Far Better Than Honey
The Crocs Pull It Together
Solitaire Over Service
This Cat Moves For No Man
Refills? Don’t Mind If I Do!
Suck It Up
Starting Vacation Early
Just Chillin’ In My Cello Case
Priorities: Everyone’s Are Different
Titanic Goes Inland
Wanna Come Over To My Crib?
She Knows Where Dreams Come True
Faking Your Picture
She Earned Those Stripes
Nothing Like The Smell Of Body Decomposition In The Morning