The Absolute Worst Portrait Tattoos of All Time


If you decide to go down that last route, make sure you don’t make the same mistake that the fools on this list made. Don’t cheap out on a tattoo of your loved one, because if you do, they’ll end up looking like one of the incredible melting nightmares on this list.
We don’t want to go so far as to say that the human canvases on this list didn’t love their family members enough to shell out the cash to get good work done. But um… that might be true? Whatever debt you rack up to get a great piece of work put on your body is definitely worth not having to apologize to someone you love about your awful tattoo for the rest of your life. Which is what we’re assuming the folks on this list are doing. Either that or these tattoos are all elaborate pranks being played out on a truly Machiavellian level. Either way, these are worst portrait tattoos we’ve ever seen.
Vote up the most hideous portrait tattoo fails and then share photos of your coolest tattoos so we can make fun of them. If you haven’t noticed, that’s something we like to do.

If Voldemort Had a Baby

Children of the Bicep



Should We Be Worried about the Board Shorts on Her Back?



That’s Our Boy, Soccer Ball Face



They Come to Life at Night



Ma’am, We Don’t Know How to Say This, but Your Daughter Is a Middle-Aged Klingon



And They Never Spoke Again



Mommy’s Little Monster



Flattering



Flatter Your Wife with a Tattoo of Her as a Witch



Are Those Supposed to Be Stink Lines?



Beauty That Haunts Your Dreams



Jason Voorhees + Mullet = Coolest Kid In The ’80s



Marilyn Monroe Melting



Visual Proof That Children Are Horrible Gremlins



Is This Your Way of Saying You Won’t Miss Her?



We’re so Sorry to Hear About Your Melting Children



The Second Coming of Curly from The Three Stooges



Is Chloe a CHUD? If so, This Tattoo Is Spectacular!



A Surprisingly Accurate Likeness



He Can Use This Tatt If He Ever Loses His ID



It’s Hard to Find an Artist That Specializes in Horrible Teeth



The Headband Brings It All Together



You Did It! You Made Your Daughter Hate You!



Zombie Walken Is Actually Pretty Awesome



Her Face When She Saw the Tattoo



We Present to You: The Single Worst Tattoo Idea Ever



Hyper-Realistic Hair



A Decision You’ll Never Ever Regret Even a Little Bit



An Untreatable Case of Hulkamania



They Call Me Face, Ass Face



Who Wants to Bet That This Led to a Breakup?