Accidentally Inappropriate Church Signs That'll Make You Laugh

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The Cover Charge at the Pearly Gates



All Set, Thanks



Word to Your Mother



Not Even Close to True



So They Say…



Just When You Thought No One Was Watching…



Is It?



A Lot of Weird Specifics



That’s a Real Friend



That Escalated Quickly



Some Things are Best Kept Out of Confession



Wow



Apparently Jesus Isn’t Huge on Personal Space



Indeed. Indeed it Does.



Never Underestimate the Power of Plan B



Everyone Needs a Hobby….



When the Rev. Gets a Little Too Personal Mid-Sermon



Arrive Early, Seats Fill Quickly



“The Devil’s Corn”



Good to Know



He Is With You. Always.



Determination



Say My Name



I Don’t Remember That in the Bible



Outreach Indeed.



Well? Answer the Question



Sleep Tight!