Fat Jokes

List of Fat Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Fat Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life’s little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Fat Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Fat Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

  1. How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

    You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
  2. Scale

    Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”
  3. Yo Mama so fat

    She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
  4. Last Christmas

    Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
  5. Judy

    She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
  6. Lipstick

    Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  7. Yo Mama

    She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
  8. Yo Mama

    So fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
  9. Yo Mama

    Once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, “Tsunami!”
  10. Yo Mama

    She took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, “we don’t do curtains.”