The Funniest Police Blotters Ever

Police blotters have notoriously been one of the most entertaining parts of a newspaper over the years. There’s nothing funny about the tragic stories included in this section of the paper, but every now and then there’s a little nugget of police blotter comedy gold. Who knows, maybe this collection of the funniest police blotters might lead to another Law & Order spin-off show. The world is ready for it. The world is always ready for a new Law & Order. Make sure you vote up your favorites so you can protect and serve this internet crime of passion. These funny police blotters are almost too good to be true.

Get to the Choppa!

Ice Cold

Planting Evidence

Twice the Trouble

Help Wanted

Nacho Ordinary Police Blotter

You’ve Got Mail… Man

This is Nuts

Attack of the Ducks

Killing for Dummies

Closed for Business

What the Duck?

Blame Canada

No Friend Zone

Penny for Your Thoughts

No Pants Dance

Boy on the Hood

Why Did the Chicken Pot Pie Cross the Road?

Role Model

The Burglar from Hell

Something Smells Fishy