When you were growing up, did you ever wish you could have a cooler, more exotic sounding name? Well, maybe you should just be happy with the name you have, and just count your blessings that you don’t have of the most dirty sounding names ever. Like these names that are on this list.
You're Not Meant to Chew
No Wonder He Keeps Getting Reelected
His Name: Funny, His Slogan: Priceless
This Gentleman Who Likes Big Butts and Cannot Lie
This True Monster
This Prom Queen
This Guy Who Should Probably Just Go by “John”
Is He Ever…
Wow. An Available Room.
Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride
When You See It: Yearbook Edition
That Extra “A” Tho…
Hey. What’s Your Favorite Body Part, Dude?
Right to the Point
…That’s One Way to Get a Vote
Who Do You Even Pick?
At Least He’s a Doctor
Lost in Translation
Yeah That Adds Up
This Famous Director
This American Hero
Well At Least He Didn’t Get Into Gynocology