Funny Quotes That Completely Validate Your Drinking

Drinking often leads to people not being able to shut up, so it makes sense that there are lots of funny drinking quotes floating around the Internet. Love it or hate it, drinking is often the cause of the best and worst experiences of our lives. And the best part of all is that our brains conveniently tend to forget the ‘less favorable’ memories. The good news is most of the bad things you do when you’re drunk are totally honest mistakes that are not your fault at all. It’s your stupid, judgmental friends that need to like totally chill out. Everything is cool. You’re cool. But if you need to prove it to them, you should show them of these funny alcohol quotes. or don’t. Maybe you should spend more time actually drinking than looking up quotes about drinking. That’s entirely up to you.
Drinking Like a Fish

Liver Let Die



Turn Down For What?



Don’t Drink And Dial



Rehab Is For Quitters



The Outsiders



The Drinkinator



Rise And Wine



The Way You Look This Morning



The Drunk Defense



In Soviet Russia, Vodka Drinks You



Carry On



Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Salad?



Shop ‘Til You Drop



With Friends Like These…



Caution Drunk Floor



That Girl Is Poison



Irish You Were Naked



Sharing Is Caring



Turbo Smashed



Truthers Unite



Not Your Average Joe



Black Hole Capri Sun



Hair Of The Dog

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