In case you didn’t know, the “special instructions” box on your pizza ordering app is for helpful suggestions like “go easy on the mushrooms” or “make it extra crispy.” But the hungry individuals on this list took it to a whole other level. These funny delivery instructions are what happens when restraint gets bitch slapped by the primal urge to ask for a ridiculous drawing with your large extra cheese. Here you’ll find funny pizza boxes prepared by pizza makers who not only received such instructions, but who totally came through and made them happen.These photos feature everything from pizza poetry and cheesy jokes (pun intended) to artistic masterpieces penned by people who should probably quit their job at Domino’s and go to art school. So the next time you’re in the mood to eat your pepperoni and pineapple in front of a random drawing of a dinosaur howling at the mood, there’s a pizza guy with a Sharpie out there just waiting to make your dream a reality.
The Most Poetic Cooking Instructions Ever
This Guy Must Be Working His Way Through Comic Book Artist School
Still, a Pretty Valiant Attempt
Complete with Parenthetical Confirmation
Gonna Have to Bet on the Dragon
Us Too, Koala. Us too.
Lonely Zombie Just Wants a Slice
This Guy Missed His Calling as an Animator
When Party Panda Exceeds His Normal Drink Limit
What Kind of Pizza Establishment Do You Think This Is?
A Haiku Masterpiece from a Pizza Hut Genius
Don’t Worry, He’s Fed and Ready for Bed
This Dino Wants to Sing You the Song of His People
When Pizza Bear Attacks!
Ask and You Shall Recieve