Jokes You Only Understand If You Love Wine More than People

Should you drink today? Or should you drink today and tomorrow? It’s always tough decision, that one. One thing that you can decide on, though, is how much you love wine – and it’s definitely more than people if you understand exactly what these funny wine jokes are getting at. So kick off your shoes, pull out your favorite glass, and don’t worry so much – it’s definitely not too early in the day to have your first glass of wine.

I want to meet this little guy

Sounds about right



You only drink once a week if that, right?



Sounds like a great night



Wine can be a liar sometimes…



So true



Solid reasoning



Challenge accepted



The double standard is real



Let’s be honest…



What wine is for



“One drink”



Right there with you



Wine hangovers be like



Amateur mistake



It’ll eventually happen



So that’s what Alice and Wonderland is all about…



Shameless



Tragic when this happens



I don’t have a problem if it’s one glass a night, right?



Big difference



Texts for everyone



Oh really?



Where does the time go?



A new name for your wine hangover



Sounds legit



Watch out guys



All of us relate to this



Please God…



One does not simply…



Do I *have* to?



It chooses you