In life, there are a few phrases that nothing good ever seems to follow. Many of us have uttered the phrase, “Dude, hold my beer while I…,” only to experience an incredibly disastrous aftermath. Nothing good ever happens after asking someone to hold your drink, and small children are no exception. Just because they aren’t old enough to consume alcohol doesn’t mean that they can’t do something incredibly stupid after asking a friend, babysitter, or sibling to “Hold my juice box while I…” We’ve put together a list of some of the youngest aspiring daredevils to ever utter the phrase, “hold my juice box” below. Some of the funny GIFs of kids you’ll see here feature young adrenaline junkies of varying degrees of skill preforming death defying feats – some of which turn out better than others. Among these kids, you’ll find well-meaning youngsters who happened to get caught on film at the wrong place in the wrong time, but you’ll also see other kids who seem to be hell-bent on putting themselves in immediate mortal peril.
Bro, Hold My Juice Box While I Seamlessly Transition into Puberty
Dude, Hold My Juice Box While I Go All American Ninja Warrior on This Yard
Bro, Hold My Juice Box While I Demonstrate My Mastery of....OH NO! Put It Out! Put It Out!
Girl, Hold My Juice Box While I Show These Gals How It's Done
Dude, Hold My Juice Box While I Uber to the Candy Shop
Mom, Hold My Juice Box While I...Too Late.
Dad, Hold My Juice Box While I...Aghhhh Turkeys! Save Yourself!
Coach! Hold My Juice Box While I Goalie Like a Boss
Hey Man, Hold My Juice Box While I...Dahhh! Abort! Abort!
Crap, Dude! Hold My Juice Box While I Flee the Scene!
Dude, Hold My Juice Box While I... Oh Crap, Every Man for Himself!