OK Cupid Profiles From Hell

Online dating comes with all sorts of pitfalls and weird OK Cupid profiles deserve to be avoided like the plague. As opposed to weird Tinder profiles that warrant a swipe right, online dating fails like the ones seen below require a great deal of scrutiny before you ever think to engage them. Some of these funny OK Cupid profiles detail body proportions you never thought, nor wanted to know, were possible, while others users appear to forget they’re on a dating app and not Post Secret. An online dating tip: revealing you don’t like black people is not an opinion, it’s racism. But alas, the contents of these OK cupid profiles shows people who could not only care less about political correctness but the idea of love itself. You should always live your truth, but don’t act surprised if your truth is something better left to the depths of 4Chan.

Hole No, Man

Fleshing Out Your Profile



Vulva Talk



Ladies Please… One At A Time



Let It Pee



Meanwhile, In Hell



Puff, Puff, Give



A Terrible View



The Reich Stuff



Something Stinks All Right



Poetry In Motion



A Bug’s Life



First Things First



So Sorry You Were Born In The Wrong World



Road-Killing The Vibe



MILF Hunter



Just The Nip



Price Reduction



A Site To Behold



Going Green



If The Shoe Fits…



No Luck Chuck



Bad Boys Swipe Left



Milking Online Dating for All It’s Worth



Thumbs Down



Bookworm



Fish Out Of Water