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The 32 Most Ridiculous Church Signs of All Time

According to these photos of crazy church signs, every single one of us is absolutely and undeniably screwed. How these churches choose to communicate their awesome, sometimes-unintentionally hilarious message, is totally baffling. But we don’t mind! Here are all the most offensive, heinous, and insulting church signs ever – all put into one list.
What’s the dirtiest thing ever displayed on a church sign? Even been completely baffled by crazy church signage? These funny church signs will make you double over and put you on your knees, in or out of church.

Agreed

The Church Addresses Tummy Pains… Right?



This Is a Better Slogan



Literally Every Single Day



This Is Fantastic



Who’re They Rallying Against Here, The Local Fire Department?



Imagine What It Would Do to a Woman



Sincerely, Your Friends, The Church



They Talking About Other People’s Mistakes



These Signs Sure Do Speak in Tongues a Lot



Come and Get It, Kids!



Everyone Keep Selling Your Bodies!



Wrap Your Mind Around This One…



It’s Like an Exclusive, Horrible Club



If Jesus Did It, It Must Be Okay



At Least We Found That Out Before the 2nd Date



Which Sucks for the Lefthanded Members of the Congregation



Just a Bunch of Weirdos in a Room



Gross



What Did This Used to Say?…



But What If They Sink Below the Surface?!



Is That All It Takes?



The Worst Ones Always Involve Technology



NO THERE ARE NOT



Checkmate, Atheists



Super Gross If You Think About It



Tolerance



Jesus As the Worst Little Brother



This Is Terrifying



NOPE



That’s What Elves Are For



Using Flattery on the Flock