Here you’ll find funny texts from girls who are experiencing a wide variety of emotions regarding their exes. Some have just recently been given the boot and seem to be flying at full throttle batsh*t crazy. Others are still in the denial zone and are hoping to get their guy back, even if it’s obvious to everyone but them that it just wasn’t meant to be. But some of the best are pretty much over the dude in question and are dishing out the burns like a fry cook gone wild.
So the next time you wonder if you’re the only guy out there with a crazy ex-girlfriend or the only girl out there that feels like one at the moment, come on in. These funny texts will give you a laugh as well as the priceless reassurance that you’re not alone.
Marriage: Pissing Off Crazy Ex-Girlfriends Since Forever
Best. Reply. Ever.
That Awkward Moment When You Psycho Text the Wrong Number
When She Just Won’t Let You Let Her Down Easy
Actually This One’s Kinda Priceless
This Chick Walked Right Into This One
That Horrible Moment When You Realize She Learned from the Worst
Well Ya Gotta Give Her Points for Technique
When Your Ex Decides to Finally Let You in on Your Break-Up
Those Beautiful Moments When Your Ex Plays Right Into Your Plan
Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse…
Sometimes You Gotta Fight Crazy with Crazy
How to Shut Down the Crazy in Three Texts or Less
Ladies and Gentleman We Are Officially Entering a Whole New Level of Batsh*t Crazy
When Taking Hints Just Isn’t Her Strong Point
“I See Debt in Your Future. Lots and Lots of Debt.” -This Chick’s Psychic
When You Realize You Haven’t Even Broken Up with Your Crazy Ex Yet
Cites Ex’s Lack of Culture as Reason to Break Up… Via Text Message