Spray Tan Fails That Will Give You Nightmares

Deciding to get a spray tan is a life-altering decision. Once you get that first spray tan, they say there’s no turning back from that clearly bad decision. It instantly transforms you from a once seemingly normal human being to a fake, Photoshopped version of yourself. Spray tans or tanning beds are a path to the dark side… literally. The amount of spray tan fails that go on in the world is staggering and it doesn’t appear that common sense will defeat this epidemic anytime soon. All you can do is marvel and the startling orangey-brown people who have gone much too far down the spray tan path.

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Never Go Full Oompa Loompa

50 Shades of Brown

Think Before You Douche

A Night to Forget

Kill It… Kill It with Fire

The Real Leatherface

Sorry About Your Mom, Bro

Love Is Definitely Blind

Why Use Makeup When You Can Use Chocolate Frosting?

What Can Brown Do for You?

Clearly There’s Someone Out There for Everyone

Armani Would Like to Exchange This Guy

Body by Spray Tan

When Your Boyfriend Looks Like an Edible Chocolate

Bro, Do You Even Spray?

The Mocha Makes the Man

Time to Brown Bag It