The Internet loves cats, and everyone is on the Internet, thus ipso facto, EVERYONE LOVES CATS! Not only are cats cute, but they’re also darling, adorable, and funny! On cats being funny: There are probably a million hilarious jokes about the kings of cute, cats! So we’ve put together the best cat based jokes for you to peruse and giggle over with your own little feline friend. Whether you prefer jokes about tabby cats, tigers, or desert lions, there’s a cute kitty joke waiting for you. If you’re not a cat person, get ready to be transformed by these silly jokes about cats.
1. One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”
2. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
3. What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
4. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.
5. Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…
6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.
7. How is cat food sold?
8. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
9. What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?
10. What is cleverer than a talking cat?