The Best Cat Jokes

The Internet loves cats, and everyone is on the Internet, thus ipso facto, EVERYONE LOVES CATS! Not only are cats cute, but they’re also darling, adorable, and funny! On cats being funny: There are probably a million hilarious jokes about the kings of cute, cats! So we’ve put together the best cat based jokes for you to peruse and giggle over with your own little feline friend. Whether you prefer jokes about tabby cats, tigers, or desert lions, there’s  a cute kitty joke waiting for you. If you’re not a cat person, get ready to be transformed by these silly jokes about cats.

1. One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

2. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A car-pet.

3. What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why, a catastrophe, of course!

4. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

5. Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…


6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

7. How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

8. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

“I’m paw!”

9. What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse!

10. What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!