The Best Texts of Exes Being Put in Their Place

No matter how much you try to keep your online interactions to a minimum, texting is a communication method that’s been engrained into our millennial minds. So it goes without saying that after a particularly rough breakup, the ex girlfriend and ex boyfriend text messages will flow through you like hate flowing through Emperor Palpatine. Whether you want them to come back to your loving arms, or you want them to fall in a ditch, check out this list of texts from exes that really got them put in their place. Maybe you’ve been waiting for inspiration to strike so you can tell off your own no-good dirty cheat of an ex. If so, feel free to rip these funny dating texts responses right from the list! How do you deal with an unwanted message from an ex flame? Has anyone ever insulted your approach by shutting you down via text? Why won’t you return my texts, Brian? I know you’re back with that beige cardigan and it’s been two years, but come on. Don’t do me like this. Remember how we used to laugh? Brian, don’t do this. Please. Brian. Respond.

Shut Down in Less Than Three Words

Best Present Ever!

Is It You, Satan?

Is He Even Serious with That Line?!

Conversation Over, Bye!

….And Worms, and Pond Scum, and Boogers, and…

Your “Friend,” Huh?

That’s a Sad Auto Response

Peace Out, Babyd*ck

But What If He Lives on the First Floor?

Hope Their Standards Are Higher Now

Now I Can’t Eat Baby Carrots

That’s Not Love, That’s… Something Else

No Netflix for Him

She Turned the Heat on Real Quick

That Escalated Quickly

Maybe He Should Be More Specific

It Seems Like He Should Have Seen That Coming…

Plot Twist: Joey Is Her Ex’s Dad

That Smiley Face Makes It

Ever Feel the Kind of Love That Burns?

What a Riot!

Maybe They’re Youtubers?

April Fools Is the Worst Holiday for Lovers

The Feeling Is Mutual!

He Realized His Joke Was Ill-Timed Pretty Quickly

This Person Has the Patience of a Saint

That Had to Hurt

Straight to the Point!

This Person Is Duller Than a Bag of Hammers