The Funniest Texts From Deadpool

Have a friend who just won’t stop texting you? That friend who texts at 5am and just can’t take the hint? The funny guy who’s always playing practical jokes or asking for money? Well, in the Marvel Universe – especially among the X-Men (and poor poor Spider-Man) –  it’s the same guy, and that guy is most certainly Deadpool. The Merc with the Mouth doesn’t even need to be talking to run his mouth at his superhero compatriots; that’s what texting is for. This is a list of his best texts from the awesome people over at Texts From Superheroes. Wade Wilson’s texts to everyone from Punisher to Rhonda Rousey, Wolverine and Spider-Man, as well as Deadpool to Deadpool (from Deadpool)…

X-Men's Rotating Door Policy

Deadpool Loves the Lasagna at That Place

He Only Requests Team Ups for the Biggest Battles

Deadpool Tries to Break Bad with Spider-Pinkman

Deadpool’s Greatest Nemesis: Proper English

Netflix Summer 2028 Funs and Guns

This Whole Scene is Going to be Weird on Iron Fist’s Netflix Show

Texting Stan Finally Worked!

Covert Take Down of the Local Chinese Food Place

He Believes He Can Fly, Touch the Sky, Thinks About It Every Night and Day

How Deadpool Gets Spidey to Open Up About the Clone Saga

He Keeps His Big Guns in his Pants, Hehe

Multi Platform, Meta Texts From Deadpool

He’s Right, Pogs ARE Awesome

The Fox/Marvel Divide Continues to Hurt Everyone

Surgeries… Non-Magic… Regular Surgeries

Multiple Personalites Makes X-Mas Expensive

No One Loves Wade Wilson More Than Deadpool