Here you’ll find everything from short funny Christmas jokes to holiday puns so bad we dare you not to groan. Dreading going to your company’s yearly mind-numbing holiday bash? Why not get liven things up this year by showing up with a couple of bottles of wine and handful of these corny Christmas jokes that’ll do nothing if not loosen the mood! Going to a party full of kids where you’re usual R-rated humor may or may not be appropriate? We say, no problemo! If there’s anyone who can appreciate a good Christmas pun, it’s kids, so stock up on a few of the bad boys you’ll find below!
Whether you’re into funny puns, are looking for a laugh, or are just in the market for a few good old fashioned corny ice breakers, we’ve got you covered with plenty of punny one liners for kids of all ages!
LOL This Must Be a Nerd’s Christmas Tree
There’s Always That One Guy Who Just Can’t Resist
Thanks Folks, This Tree’ll Be Here All Night!
What Do You Call a Christmas Tree That Sings?
What Do Hip-Hop Artists Decorate Their Gifts with at Christmas?
The Non-Baker’s DIY Gingerbread House
What Does Santa Use to Keep from Getting Sick on Christmas Eve?
If Christopher Walken Ever Made a Christmas Album What Would He Call It?
Who Will Pull This Alcoholic Santa’s Sleigh on Christmas? His Rain-Beers!
“Dachshund Through the Snoooooow…”
Pun Husky Rides Again!
If Beyonce Made a Really Bad Christmas Album What Would She Name It?
Wishing You a Maury Christmas and a Happy New Year
This One Goes Out to Santa’s B-Team Reindeer, Stash-er
Is It Santa? Is It a Centaur? No! It’s Santaur!
Amateur Stand-Up Reindeer Just Can’t Help Himself…
What Do You Call the Silent Knight’s Trusty Sidekick?
How Does Darth Vader Always Know What Everyone’s Getting for Christmas?
Bethlehem Beat: Tonight at 11
Now You Know What Dasher and Dancer Do for Money During the Summer Months
That One Wise Man Who Also Happened to Be a Wiseass
Get It? GET IT?
Brace Your Elves…
The Most Cheerful “For Lease” Sign Ever!
Cool, This Person Has a Pet Elf!
What Do You Call Jay Z When He’s in the Christmas Spirit?