30 Jokes Only Gamers Will Understand

Gamer jokes, as a concept, sound lame as hell, but one of the main things you have to remember is that although all of us enjoy video games, there are certain video game jokes that are reserved for people who put up with the absolute bullsh*t of video game logic every single day. Or at least multiple times per week. Why? WHY can’t Ash Ketchum go around a bush, but can eventually control literally effing DRAGONS? Or why, if you have explosives of the highest grades, can you not just blow through a door?
Why are windows off-limits? If I had everything Master Chief has, I’d never use the confines of a wall again. Also, why is his suit built to have him withstand tens of thousands of pounds of pressure, but he can’t swim? The answer is obviously video game logic. You can make any video game jokes you want around normal people, but only gamers will understand everything on this list (which, yes, sounds lame and yes, is a dumb thing to say, BUT, unless you spend way too much time playing video games a lot of this stuff won’t make sense to you.)
What dumb video game creator said, oh hey, in video games, if any part of your body gets hurt, you’re going to essentially CRY BLOOD? From the funniest video game memes, to the best video gaming jokes the Internet has to offer, here are 101 things that will make you think twice about the immersive world of video games you’ve come to know and love. 


That Hunger Can Save Your life



No, You Can’t Climb Over! It’s Too Dangerous!



They’re Very Important Bullets



GTA Logic



Female Video Game Armor



Video Game Limits Are Dumb



Amphibians in the Wild



Italian Blood Runs Runs with Money



Horses and Water Just Don’t Mix



Wars Would Be So Much Easier…



Fashion Is An Important Part Of Vampire Unlife



Backflips Are Like Walking



The Loot Fairy Says Yes



The Posters in Black



Physics!



They Don’t Make Them Like They Used To



Dumbest Video Game Characters



NPC’s are dumb sometimes…



The Great Wall



No Judgment



Magic Ice



Subcontractors, Am I Right?



Vorpal Hedge Trimmer +5



Assassin’s Creed Logic



More Like The FUTILITY BELT



When the Dumbest Walls Are Made



How Video Game Women Work (For Now)



Wood Trumps Everything



Jumping




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