Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections, and most importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness… what?
EDIT: Hey, I’m really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT… are most of these real or fake? Well, it’s the Internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of Internet history, no?
Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
If you think this is bad, then you won’t believe what these crazy exes are doing.
So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for two weeks. He tells his friends and family, and even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she’s a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn’t answer his phone.
She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for “cutting her off”) to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.
You really just need to watch this. It is golden.
The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink, and as soon as they hand her the drink she says, “you remind me of my boyfriend,” which #1: an unattractive girl would not do, because c’mon, and #2: is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.
Check out more sex crazy girls here.
Girl Destroys Her Ex’s Starcraft 2 Beta Key
So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn’t go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned… except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket (only much more available.)
So, when “Brad” received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2 (and freed him from the shackles of “showering”), his email had been hacked… by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, “I don’t want my children to grow up deaf” reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it.
The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless. She’s also up near the top of the list because she’s insanely cute (once again, it’s probably just the glasses), despite the fact that she probably collects human flesh.
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?
She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive, and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn’t completely deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they’re playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.
The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who’s taping this is laughing. He’s obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he’s trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be “bros” with on camera.
So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video ” Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?” even though she’s kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is ” Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend” (which is probably so true for so many of us…)
Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC
Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she’s standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard’s belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs, and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn’t, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.
She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum, which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you’re going to create.
The prank? To make sure she never gets treated to an expensive dinner, and that he’ll never wait until she finishes first, ever again.
This blonde girl sets up a series of mousetraps in a row, (about 12 or so mousetraps) and decides to make her boyfriend fall down on them, attacking his fingers, legs, chest, face, and anywhere else a trap closed.
The plan is actually kind of funny: to set the mousetraps up at the foot of his bed (along with a whole bunch of marbles, just so that he slips, proving that she watched the Home Alone movies), and then at three o’clock in the morning, she wakes him up to tell him his car is getting towed.
It happens, everything goes to plan, and the guy is in excruciating pain.
Girls like this need to find better hobbies than terrorizing the one dude who will put up with their crap.
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend’s XBox
Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time, like that one couple on Break.com whose girl would have made the list if it wasn’t for the constant, brutal back-and-forth she has with her boyfriend where she’s totally cool with being pranked just as long as she can prank him back.
So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn’t make the list because they’re both cool with the pranks and put them on break. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool.
German Girls Destroy Cheater’s Jaguar in Broad Daylight
These adorable German girls publicly play a real-life version of the bonus level from Street Fighter IIwith a guy’s Jaguar.
They start out by scratching it by hand with small tools, and then manage to get everything from shovels to wheel barrows to destroy a pretty nice, dark green Jaguar. They smash the car and kick it and are captured by many different cameras, YouTubers, and camera phones, so much that the person who made the clip linked above cut together all the footage in an almost-too-good-to-be-true display of vengeance.
Apparently, the guy cheated on her… which is definitely grounds for some kind of payment, but this was a little much. What if they got the wrong Jaguar?
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work
So basically, a guy does something careless because he probably has better things to do with his life, and he accidentally forgets to pick up his girlfriend. By the looks of him, he was probably doing something really important to him like playing a pick-up game of basketball or beating up people that look “diffrn’t.”
So he gets home, his girlfriend plans out a cute little ploy to make sure that she can get this on camera, so she calls out the other guy in the room as having been playing with the camera all day. She tells him a series of knock knock jokes and then finally pulls her trick.
It is actually quite magnificent. She not only splashes water on his face (which is already taking it a tad too far), but slaps him hard across the face immediately following the water. After the water, her coup de gras, she knees him really hard in the balls, sending him falling back against the wall behind him. The most heartbreaking part is that she does all of this right after he apologizes.
Never EVER forget to pick up your psycho girlfriend with way too much time on her hands from her work (most likely as “the cashier that will ruin your day” at the local Rite Aid.)