Epic Wedding FAILs are here to both assure you that your own wedding day wasn’t that bad and to warn you about the perils that can be associated with a couple’s big day. It’s been said that anything that can go wrong will, but for these couples, a wedding fail turned out to be not just “something that went wrong” but “something that went HORRIBLY wrong.” Whether it’s the bride whose wedding dress falls off, the groom who drops the bridesmaid, or the wedding guest who vomits during her speech. . . you can just be glad that you aren’t any of these people.
The Worst Wedding DJ Ever Presents Phil Collins
The first part is fantastic, and the first time anyone ever saw this video, we thought that THIS is what made him the worst Wedding DJ ever, until…
The boob slap.
This man takes a young lady who is at his side, most likely wanting to tell him to get off the stage, or maybe even to request a song (as it does look like the night is winding down at this point) and slaps her breasts using them like the very “congas” that Gloria Estefan is singing about.
The wedding videographer, who documented the whole thing, later overdubbed the wedding DJ “Fast Eddie” (yes, this is what this grown man calls himself) slapping the woman’s breasts to the tune of Phil Collins’s “In the Air Tonight”. Now, if you were to slap a wedding guest’s breasts to any part of that song, which part would it be? Yes, it’s the part where the drums come in. And it is hilarious. Over 4 million views on YouTube hilarious, apparently.
Funny or Die even did a parody of it.
Worst Wedding DJ Ever from Jerry O’Connell
Either way you cut it, the biggest wedding fail involved in this entire debacle was whoever was in charge of hiring the DJ. Whoever that was messed up terribly. But we, as the internet, thank him for his half-assed and wonderful work finding the first person who came up in the Yellow Pages (because someone who booked “Fast Eddie” must be uninformed enough to actually use the Yellow Pages).
Best Man Ruins Wedding
Chloe and Keith’s wedding was picture perfect. Chloe looked beautiful, Keith found Khakis that kind of fit him, the sun was shining and both their families were present. As the priest was saying their vows and the videographer was closing up on Chloe’s proud, loving and blissful face, they got to the part where she is asked if she will be with Keith as long as they both shall live.
She agrees to do this and the priest asks for the rings. The best man (who clearly wasn’t) approached the stage they made with confidence, when his unscored, obviously underused dress shoes caused him to slip on the slick surface.
At first you’re worried for the guy who fell on his face, until you notice the bride falling over backwards, ruining not only her dress, but her hair, makeup and day.
You lose all sympathy for the guy as soon as you pause the video and realize that he was actually trying to pick himself back up using the bride.
The bride, not wanting to get her dress dirty, or be pushed off the balcony (which c’mon, they did put at kind of an ill-advised spot) backed up… into the pool.
The priest, ever the hero, tried to catch the guy, he then tried to catch her, but only helped break her fall as he falls into the pool after her.
The whole crowd screams “NO!” and one of the greatest wedding fails of all time made internet history. Over 5 million views to just the original video alone.
Here’s the trailer for the independent film Chloe and Keith’s Wedding, for which this video was viral marketing:
Bridal Party Piggie-Back Fail
In any case, this bridesmaid and groomsman thought it would be a good idea to do a reverse-piggyback into the room. Sure, she’s built like a brickhouse, but it looks like they didn’t factor her high heels into the equation. It’s basic physics.
Bride Gets Caught On Her Dress
Unfortunately, it seems that they didn’t take into account that she would have to do more than just stand in it. At least she recovers with the grace of a 15-year-old Olympic gymnast.
Young Boy Falls Asleep During Vows, Takes A Huge Fall
As a child, nothing was more boring than having to sit through these, which is why we should all sympathize with this kid.
This poor kid finds the ceremony so appropriately boring that he falls asleep standing up. Unfortunately, though, the stairs are so far up that he takes a much bigger fall than you would expect him to.
BONUS: And sure, there are dozens, if not hundreds of videos all over the internet of people falling down during weddings, for example:
So why does this one take the cake? The giant thud that undoubtedly woke this kid up is what puts him on this list.